HAWT DOGG

7.22.08 this is my niece, lily. i got her that hot dog costume. awesome, right? best.aunt.ever. she is being baptised next month and my brother sent me pics of her in her christening gown. after i saw those pictures, i called and asked him why they weren't baptising her in the hot dog, as that would be way more awesomer (yes, that's a word). my sister-in-law assured me that the hot dog was second choice. good enough for me.

i feel like a bit of a cheater not using the standard four and four (of real words) format, but i felt it necessary to get the hot dog picture out there for everyone to see. also, it says 'dogg' like snoop dogg and that's gangster.

THUG LIFE

'it was all a dream, i used to read word up magazine'.

yesterday (7/15) "juicy" by the notorious b.i.g. came on the radio, which prompted me to ask aislinn: who would you rather spend the day with: 2pac (aka makaveli, aka don kulluminati (all through your body, like a 12 gauge shotty)) or the notorious b.i.g.(aka biggie (smalls))?  now this is assuming they were both still alive (yes tupac is dead, get over it, that's a whole different argument).  she chose 2pac, i went with biggie.

anyway, that's why i decided to write 'thug life' on my knuckles.  

i told aislinn that the "I" in life was supposed to be a bullet, but, she said if she tried to make it a bullet, it would just end up looking like a penis. fair enough.